The Junkman
Here is a pretty inventive ad that was on Craigslist recently.
HAVE LEFT OVER STUFF? WAIT! DON’T PUT IT ON THE CURB……
junkman NYC
IT DID NOT SELL? TIME HAS RUN OUT AND YOU HAVE TO GO? STUCK ON A WALKUP? NO WHERE TO TURN. MUST GET RID OF YOUR STUFF ASAP AND HAVE TO DRAG IT OUT TO THE CURB? WELL, SAY NO MORE.
JUST EMAIL JUNKMAN NYC AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE AND I WILL COME BY AND TAKE IT ALL OUT FOR YOU.
I WILL EVEN TAKE YOUR COMPUTER STUFF TOO.
I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO NOT WANT.
MY REPAYMENT IS YOUR STUFF (and a very reasonable fee, of course).
SO IF YOU NEED IT OUT ASAP.
I AM YOUR MAN.
24 HRS A DAY
ANYTIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.
THANKS AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!
